CanLit Gossip Club #2

The most exclusive literary association in Canada after the UBC Staff Swingers Club

HELLOOOOOOOOO gossip lovers and paranoiacs anxious about whether or not people are talking about them. We are back with a second entry. I got some VERY good gossip out of you people since last time. Let’s raise some money for the Discordia coffers.

And I am asking you once again:

GIVE ME GOSSIP

If you submit me juicy enough gossip that I haven’t heard, you’ll get free access to the Gossip Club for a month (email discordia.sucks@gmail.com and they’ll forward it to me). You just have to abide by the two gossip rules:

GOSSIP RULES:

1. Subjects must have at least one published chapbook or book, have a major award or achievement, or be published with decent frequency in Journals Of Repute. I’m not trying to clown on small-time amateurs here. And believe me, there’s a few of those I could give you an earful about. That said, I’ll absolutely love to hear about it anyways, I just won’t run it in the column.

2. No sex crimes. We’re doing Fun Gossip, No Downers—if you have a credible report of a sex crime then contact the police, the CBC, or a lawyer. A lawyer aside from Eris, anyways.

So with that out of the way, let’s begin. Let’s raise some money for the Discordia coffers.