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Alexander Rivera's avatar

This story is exactly how I imagine the people at the Metropolitan Review

Joseph Frantz's avatar

where was bodega cat

Dissemblink Blink's avatar

so real my local crime rate went up as I read it

SamizBOT's avatar

wow man it's like the city is its OWN character

Anson Wang's avatar

When are we getting the full novel

Will Pass's avatar

"We got into a cab. Our cab got into another, larger cab, and we made our way back to my place." Gold.

JLG Noga's avatar

I think woody allen is rolling in his grave

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Sire's avatar

—a noble bass hooked by a Monster green rubber worm making a 🤪 face

Eris's avatar

Yes this is definitely an attempt at a believable story

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Eris's avatar

Somebody tell that to Jonathan Swift

Will Pass's avatar

Full quote: "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.” ―Oscar Wilde

Eris's avatar

As we all know, Oscar Wilde was a noted hater of sarcasm