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Lydia Kwa's avatar

Excellent! And hilarious as well. Got vicarious satisfaction from footnote 1 🤣🤣🤣

Will Staveley's avatar

Fantastic piece, equally catty and informative - thank you

Bram E. Gieben's avatar

I absolutely hate seeing people read from paper or worse, their phones. That's not a performance, at best it's a recital. Memorising words is easy for most people, with practice. There's zero excuse for this. Limited exceptions for new work at open mics, but in a slam or full performance, this is a nil points situation

Sire's avatar

Counterpoint: I'll give everyone 2900 points or whatever they want if they commit to permanently shutting down their local slam.

Bram E. Gieben's avatar

Ha, I get you, yeah most of it is terrible. But so is most "page poetry" - I just mean, if you're going to step on stage, learn your lines.